Chewing Gum Makes You Dumb

For some people the act of chewing gum is an act of pleasure. For some it\'s a way to relieve stress. Listen to this file and it will literally empty your mind making you very happy, making you very dumb, making you want to please others but totally unable to think beyond the next bite of gum.

Yes, Chewing Gum makes you dumb and the more you chew the dumber you will be, but only while chewing gum.