The Machine

$20.00 each

Two little words, that\'s all it takes, all it takes to turn off your mind and turn The Machine on. The words \"Machine Time\" said, sent in an IM or text message will turn your mind off and The Machine on. The machine doesn\'t get tired, sad, or embarassed, it has no family ties or modesty, it simply does as it is told. And, as a reward for doing as it is told it feels all pleasure 10 times as powerfully as a human ever will. A touch is bliss, the words \"good job\" is nearly orgasmic, and sex is mind blowing for the maching. Oh, and don\'t forget to turn it off with \"Turn Off\" when you\'re done.